I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII – WWIII Meme Funny Sticker Corporate Can’t Handle a Cold War, Let Alone a Hot One You ever stare at a world-ending headline and go, “Damn. I got a 1:1 with Brad at 3”? Welcome to the modern existential crisis. Your brain is melting. Your Slack won’t stop pinging. The Doomsday Clock is screaming. And HR still wants you to submit your goals in SMART format. That’s why we made this WWIII meme funny sticker: “I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII.” Because if the world’s gonna end, you might as well go out with no sick days, no therapy coverage, and a half-eaten yogurt in the breakroom fridge. Why This WWIII Meme Hits So Hard Let’s be real: every day feels like we’re one tweet away from nuclear fallout and still somehow behind on our Q3 deliverables.