Nothing says “I love nature” like actively avoiding it. These gray socks, with just the right pop of pink, yellow, and black, are your passive-aggressive hall pass out of the woods. Adorned with tents (gross), lightning (yikes), ants, bees, worms, spiders (100% no thanks), and the not-so-subtle message “Please Don’t Take Me Camping,” these socks are perfect for anyone who prefers hotels over hammocks and bars over bug spray. These unisex socks are One Size Fits Most (translation: unless you have hooves or doll feet, you’re good). They’re made of 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, which means they’re soft, stretchy, and breathable enough to survive the terrifying ordeal of a backyard BBQ. That’s your version of “roughing it,” right? It doesn’t matter if you’re stuck on a group hike or just want to warn people in advance: these socks do the talking so you don’t have to. And Unisex - One Size Fits Most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12) 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic