Look, we both know real flowers die faster than your New Year's resolutions, but this illustrated bouquet? It's got staying power (just like your mom's ability to remember every embarrassing thing you've ever done). High-Quality Card: Printed on 100 lb eggshell cardstock that's way more reliable than those grocery store flowers you usually grab last-minute. Pretty Design: Hand-painted flowers in a glass vase that won't need watering or guilt-trip you about not visiting enough. The Details: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") with a red envelope, because we're classier than that time you tried to pass off a gas station carnation as 'artisanal.' Perfect for moms who deserve more than wilted supermarket flowers, the ones who still display your kindergarten art, or anyone who's mastered the art of the disappointed-but-still-loves-you sigh. 🌸✨