Because sometimes, surviving the school day is achievement enough. The “Not Today, Ofsted!” pouch is made from 100% recycled cotton canvas — sturdy, practical, and ideal for storing the bits that keep you sane. Perfect for pens, stickers, caffeine sachets, emergency snacks, or a small bottle of calm. Printed in-house by Reyt Designs, it’s funny, functional, and painfully relatable. A little daily reminder that some days, your only goal is to keep chaos to a minimum and inspectors at bay. Features * Quote: “Not Today, Ofsted!” * Made from 100% recycled cotton canvas * Weight: 400gsm * Size: 20 × 12 × 6 cm * Capacity: 1 L * Flat zip fastening for security * Designed and printed in the UK by Reyt Designs * Ideal for classroom essentials, stationery, or snacks * Perfect funny gift for teachers, TAs, or school staff everywhere