Because "Happy Birthday" just didn't have enough oomph. Why whisper sweet nothings when you can yell "HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!" with a bag? This gloriously loud gift bag is here to celebrate your favorite person in true unfiltered style. Subtle? Absolutely not. Memorable? You bet your cake-loving ass it is. Made from sturdy AF paper and built to hold anything from gag gifts to genuinely thoughtful surprises (or booze), it’s the perfect combo of festive and wild. ✅ Handles like a champ—literally ✅ Big enough for regrets and/or presents ✅ Pairs well with bad decisions and cake Because if you’re gonna give a gift, you might as well swear about it. Features Quality Art Card Construction Woven silver cord handles Sturdy card base Made from recycled and sustainably sourced materials Available in two sizes. Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewelry etc H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm Medium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing etc H 32 cm, W 26 cm