A perfect vessel for a love note of any type, this greeting card features a hand-carved linoleum block cut piece. The text says “If you were a worm… I would carry you around in my pocket with a hearty handful of soil and a few old banana peels as a treat.” I’ve been told this is the ~correct~ answer to the meme question, “Would you still love me if I were a worm?” and would make a perfect gift for gardeners, compost-lovers, or anyone who spends a fair amount of time on the interwebs. 5 x 7 inch card. 100 lb matte paper, locally printed. Blank inside. Comes with a self-sealing brown kraft paper envelope.