Because sometimes the only words that fit the moment are, for fuck’s sake. These safety matches bring the perfect dose of humor to everyday life. Housed in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and gray-tipped matches, this design doubles as functional décor and a cheeky conversation starter. Why customers love it: • Relatable humor: A phrase we’ve all muttered, now in match form. • Neutral + chic: Gray tips pair easily with any home aesthetic. • Gift-ready: Perfect as a funny add-on to candles, cocktails, or care packages. • Practical style: 40 gray-tipped wooden matches with striker included. Best for gifting occasions: • Hostess + housewarming gifts • Birthdays + holidays • Just-because humor gifts • Pairing with candles or self-care bundles Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with gray tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs. Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.