About Horse Mountain Dad Sauce

About Horse Mountain Dad Sauce

About Horse Mountain Dad Sauce

About Horse Mountain Dad Sauce

About Horse Mountain Dad Sauce

Horse Mountain Dad Sauce established its presence on the material plane which we all co-inhabit as a result of three dads who, being mortal and in close proximity to each other (physically and emotionally), chose to dine together one day. On that day, a sauce was made with vegetables from the garden of...well, in the interest of anonymity we'll call him DAD 1. DAD 1 turned to DADs 2 and 3 proclaiming "we should make some homemade hot sauce to have with lunch!" DAD 2 and DAD 3 promptly agreed and ingredients started flying around the kitchen. At the end of lunch, DAD 1 asked "what should we call this hot sauce?" and DAD 3 answered "we shall name it DAD SAUCE and we shall revere its mythic power." DAD 1 lives on the mountain known as Horse Mountain and so Horse Mountain Dad Sauce was birthed. The dads of Horse Mountain wanted to create a quality product with superior ingredients, an eye catching aesthetic, and cringe-worthy humor. With this in mind, Horse Mountain Dad Sauce sauces prioritize flavor over spice, bringing a firm but gentle flavor to your meal that will give you tough love when you need it but is very supportive of you and your interests and really, at the end of the day, just wants to make sure you feel happy, safe, and loved. We only use real ingredients in our sauce; there are no additives, extracts, food coloring, formaldehyde, powdered vegetables, capsaicin derivatives, or other imposter foods. Our recipe is primarily garlic, onion, tomato, jalapeno/chipotRead their story