Natural slate coasters featuring laser-etched "Sorry I slapped you, but it seemed like you would never shut up" perfect for sarcastic humor and edgy gift collections! Available in square and round shapes, these 4"x4" authentic stone coasters bring Key Features: • Real slate stone construction with rustic chipped edges • 1/4" thick with protective foam dots on bottom • Scratch-resistant, food-safe coating for durability • Laser-etched "Home" and heart won't fade or wear off • Perfect for farmhouse, cottage, and rustic home themes • Protects furniture from drink condensation • Natural stone variations make each piece unique Edgy sarcastic humor appeals to customers who enjoy bold sayings, funny home décor, and irreverent gifts. These conversation pieces work perfectly in novelty stores, adult humor sections, gag gift retailers, or edgy boutiques. Popular for sarcastic friends, funny housewarming gifts, office gag gifts, and customers who appreciate direct, no-filter humor.