Finally, a notebook that truly gets you. Perfect for jotting down your daily complaints, passive-aggressive to-do lists, or the names of people who’ve irritated you before 9 a.m. This Grumpy Fuckers Club: Lifetime Member notebook isn’t just stationery—it’s a mood, a lifestyle, and possibly your only true friend. Whether you’re documenting your disdain for humanity, or simply pretending to take notes in meetings while internally screaming, this bad boy’s got your back. Features: Cover: Matte black, like your soul. A5 size. Pages: 80 lined sheets for all your glorious rants. Durability: Strong enough to withstand being thrown across the room in mild rage. Vibes: 100% “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had three coffees and a nap.” Perfect for: Gift to that one coworker who growls at the coffee machine. Personal use when you’ve reached your limit with humanity (again). Writing your memoirs, titled “Everything Annoyed Me and I Was Right.” Join the club, you grumpy legend. Membership: lifetime. Attitude: permanent.