She’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage. These peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged. Up top, you’ve got “I’m Not Always a Bitch.” Aww. Growth. Turn your foot to the side though, and the truth comes out in bold yellow: “Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!” Made from a cozy cotton blend that stretches for maximum attitude, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Great for storming out, laughing maniacally, or sitting quietly while seething inside. Give them to your most chaotic friend. Or wear them yourself the next time someone says, “You seem upset.” You are. And these socks speak fluent leave me alone.