Too early for wine? Never! The “If you think it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” apron sets the record straight with cheeky confidence. A bold gift for wine lovers who live by their own rules. Crafted from sturdy black poly cotton twill with shimmering gold print, this witty apron is durable, flattering, and stain-resistant—perfect for entertaining or everyday use. One size fits all with an adjustable neck strap and two roomy pockets, it’s as functional as it is fun. Designed with love in Australia by Vinotopia. Care Instructions: Wash warm, do not bleach, do not tumble dry, iron medium. Sip, stir, repeat.