In new relationships, it's all about the sex - but this is a card for couples who are beyond that. Who love each other beyond mere lust. Couples who know that the physical side is just a part of the whole relationship and, besides, I've got a headache and tomorrow's going to be a really stressful day at work. Plus it's cold in here and I just ate a really big dinner, so do you mind if we don't? Funny Valentine's/Anniversary card. Part of our illustrated Grid range. Printed on 122mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel. Comes with a recycled brown kraft envelope. Cards can be individually wrapped in a clear biodegradable sleeve upon request. Features: - 122mm x 170mm - 350gsm thick card - Illustration of a bed - Wording: Thanks for loving me even though I hardly ever put out - Recycled brown fleck kraft envelope. - Card is blank inside - Biodegradable clear packaging upon request