Shamelessly Snarky Healing Necklace for Your "Spiritual Awakening" This Tigers Eye stone charm hangs on a raw brass chain (16–18") with a powerful dose of healing humor & funny new age satire. Perfect as a quirky gift the silly billies in anyone's life, this necklace reminds us all that life’s too short not to laugh at ourselves. If you find yourself offended, well—maybe it’s time for your next spiritual awakening! Brings strength and vitality—like eight hours of sleep and a line of cocaine. Gives you confidence so strong, you’ll almost believe your own excuses. Helps you boldly face your problems—right after this nap. Really puts the ‘fight’ in your fight-or-flight response. Like a pep talk but from a necklace—“You’ve got this” (you clearly don’t). It won’t always be like this. Things will get worse. For when you won't shut up about your “past lives” at parties no one invited you to. Enhances Taurus, Gemini, Leo, and your mother’s bland potato salad.